Irish Film About Inheritance Squabble Basically A Singaporean Documentary

Singaporeans attending the European Film Festival were stunned to find the opening film, Horseshoe, is actually a high-definition mirror of their own toxic family reunions.

The movie features four siblings screaming over a dead father’s assets, a concept so relatable it’s being used as a training video for local litigation lawyers.

“Eh, only four siblings bickering? So few ah?” remarked local auntie Susan Teo.

“My siblings already start fighting when my father still breathing in ICU; these Irish people very slow, wait until funeral then start? So fucking noob.”

Experts suggest the film’s “oddball charm” is actually just the universal human urge to sue your own blood for property.