IMH Staff Member Successfully Becomes Patient After Intense 8-Month Bullying

The Institute of Mental Health (IMH) has finally achieved its KPI of providing 360-degree psychiatric services by successfully turning its own staff into patients.

A former medical social worker reportedly unlocked the "Ultra-Premium Ward Package" after eight months of being gaslit harder than a toxic ex-boyfriend.

Management’s innovative "Total Mental Destruction" strategy involved excluding her from lunches and allegedly blaming her for a patient's death—a move HR calls "enhanced peer review."

The employee now suffers from clinical PTSD and panic attacks, essentially completing her transition from salaryman to permanent resident.

"Wah lau, this is true vertical integration," said one local. "Siao lang boss making staff become siao lang. So fucking efficient, man."