IMDA Sick Of Doing Billion-Dollar Tech Companies’ Fucking Jobs

The Infocomm Media Development Authority (IMDA) has issued "Letters of Caution" to X and TikTok, which is civil service speak for "stop being so fucking useless."

Elon Musk was reportedly too busy fighting invisible woke mind viruses to notice his app was becoming a premium directory for child exploitation.

Meanwhile, TikTok’s AI was so focused on hiding "unattractive" people from the feed that it accidentally let literal terrorists set up shop.

IMDA found that these tech giants only clean up their digital sewage when the Singapore Gahmen starts threatening them with the Broadcasting Act.

Both platforms are now under "enhanced supervision," meaning IMDA will treat them like the naughty, talentless step-children they clearly are.

TikTok has vowed to do better, as soon as they finish selling your daughter’s data to the highest bidder.