"I'm They/Them Now," Explains Campus Superstar You Forgot Existed.

Cheeyang Ng, the 2006 Campus Superstar winner you haven't thought about since Friendster died, has returned to Singapore to lecture everyone on their pronouns.

After ditching an SMU Business degree because the thought of actual work was too "pigeonholing," Cheeyang spent 15 years in New York eating $1 pizza and calling it an "artistic struggle."

Now back with a solo musical about queer ancient myths, the performer was reportedly triggered by the classic "dead quiet" Singaporean audience.

"Wah lau, why you all so diam? Cannot scream for me meh?" Cheeyang told the crowd, desperately seeking the validation they missed out on while being "unseen" in Brooklyn.

The show sold out instantly, proving Singaporeans will pay for anything if the performer was once on Channel U.