iJooz Adds 'Industrial Rag' To Finally Give Sinkies Fiber

The iJooz machine at City Hall has finally addressed Singapore’s chronic fiber deficiency by marinating its fruit in a damp industrial rag.

Commuters were treated to the sight of a neon-orange cloth nestled among the oranges, providing that authentic “MRT janitor closet” aroma to every $2 cup.

Company officials clarified that the rag is actually a proprietary “misery-infusion filter” designed to simulate the bitter taste of a corporate career.

“Liddat also can? I thought is premium topping like aloe vera, but smell like my grandmother's kitchen floor,” remarked one disgusted commuter.

Health authorities have assured the public that the rag contains more personality than the average Sinkie’s LinkedIn profile.

The machine remains operational for those who enjoy their Vitamin C with a side of hepatitis.