ICA Officers Fuming 830kg Of ‘Fish Skin’ Isn’t Salted Egg

ICA officers at Jurong were reportedly "fucking livid" to discover that 830kg of what they thought was free Irvins Salted Egg Fish Skin turned out to be just some dead endangered animals.

The tactical unit had already gathered with bowls and napkins before realizing the "snacks" were actually the scales of 2,200 murdered pangolins.

"I was ready to risk high cholesterol for a crunchy treat, but instead I just found a bunch of illegal keratin," said one officer who clearly prioritizes tea break over wildlife conservation.

Smugglers assumed Singaporeans love deep-fried skin so much they wouldn't notice the difference between a sea bass and a walking artichoke.

NParks has confirmed the haul will be destroyed, much to the disappointment of local grandpas hoping for a scaly hard-on tonight.