Holland Village Signboard Finally Snaps, Attempts To Fucking Murder Two Innocent Pedestrians

The tranquil, over-priced atmosphere of Holland Village was briefly interrupted on Sunday when a sentient signboard decided it had seen enough linen shirts.

A man and a woman were rushed to the hospital after the sign, which reportedly identifies as a professional wrestler, performed a top-rope elbow drop from its mounting.

Witnesses claim a strong gust of wind provided the necessary motivation for the sign to finally act on its deep-seated resentment toward the brunch crowd.

"Wah lau, I thought is bird shit, then suddenly the whole shop name come down on his head," said one bystander who was busy filming for TikTok instead of helping.

"Blood everywhere sia, but the guy still can walk, maybe the sign not heavy enough to finish the job."

Authorities are currently investigating why the local wind has suddenly developed such a violent, anti-social personality.