HK Star Eats Smelliest Fruit To Avoid Smelling Local Fans

Hong Kong icon Charmaine Sheh has touched down in Singapore, immediately seeking refuge in a pile of rotting fruit to escape the pungent desperation of the local populace.

Despite claiming her "exhaustion" was cured by a plastic Labubu toy, insiders suggest she was simply relieved to see a face that wasn't asking for a fucking selfie.

The actress was later seen at a durian cafe, weaponizing the fruit’s legendary stench to create a five-meter safety radius.

"She is so humble, even the Mao Shan Wang smell better than my boyfriend," squealed one netizen who followed Sheh from the airport baggage reclaim.

"I wait outside the toilet for two hours just to see if her shit also smell like D24, but the bodyguard tell me go fly kite."

Sheh will next attend a luxury awards ceremony, where she will be paid thousands to smile at people she wouldn’t acknowledge in a burning building.