Heroic Singaporean Woman Stomps Explosive Fire Into Submission

The Singapore Civil Defence Force is reportedly considering replacing its entire fleet of fire engines with middle-aged women in sturdy sandals after a local hero bullied a lithium-ion blaze into extinction at Admiralty MRT.

Witnesses claim the owner of the exploding power bank reacted with the primal fury usually reserved for people who don't return trays, crushing the chemical fire under her heel with the rhythmic precision of a professional line dancer.

"Wah lau, the fire so bright I thought my GrabFood voucher expire sia," one commuter noted while filming the incident vertically for TikTok.

"She just go 'thump thump thump' and the fire also scared and die already. Steady pom pi pi!"

SMRT has since moved the train to a depot for "further checks," which is transport-speak for checking if the floorboard survived the auntie’s wrath.