Heroic Singapore Bus Driver Proves Traffic Lights Are Merely Suggestions

In a visionary attempt to cure Punggol’s terminal soul-crushing boredom, a Go-Ahead Singapore bus captain recently treated commuters to a high-speed near-death experience.

The driver reportedly viewed the red light not as a legal requirement, but as a festive aesthetic choice he was happy to ignore.

Disciplinary action involves a firm finger-wagging and a stern reminder that pedestrians occasionally enjoy staying alive.

Witness Ah Seng praised the maneuver between bouts of hyperventilation.

“Wah lao, the bus come like dragon, I almost meet my ancestors early sial!” he remarked while scrubbing cold sweat off his steering wheel.

Go-Ahead confirmed that stopping at junctions is now considered ‘optional’ for captains who have a very urgent bowel movement.