Hero Rescuer Upgrades Medical Emergency To Free VIP Fan-Meet

In a display of "extra mile" service that would make any SME boss wet, a Thai rescue worker has been arrested for treating a medical emergency like a VIP fan-meet.

While actress Christine Gulasatree Michalsky lay paralyzed by a panic attack, Nikorn the "Hero" decided the best way to clear her airways was to clear her pyjamas.

He didn’t just check her vitals; he conducted a full-body photoshoot for his spank bank.

“I thought he was checking my pulse, but the lanjiao was actually checking my cup size,” the actress reported.

Nikorn admitted everything, proving some rescuers only respond to their own erections.

Give this man a Public Service Star already.