Heartbroken Sinkies Mourn Death of Cheap Malaysia Petrol

Thousands of devastated Singaporeans have declared a national day of mourning following Malaysia’s decision to hike fuel prices.

The tragic increase of RM0.70 for Ron97 has reportedly caused several high-income luxury car owners to suffer minor strokes at the pump.

Experts suggest the price surge is a direct assault on the Singaporean birthright to exploit a weaker currency for basic transportation needs.

One shell-shocked driver was spotted stroking a fuel nozzle while weeping uncontrollably in Johor Bahru.

“Wah lao, like that how to survive?” sobbed one local motorist.

“Now my Mercedes need to drink expensive Singapore juice, my heart pain until cannot tahan, better I walk to JB next time!”

Authorities are now monitoring the Causeway for a mass influx of abandoned BMWs left by owners who can no longer afford the return journey.