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Heartbroken Sinkies Mourn Affordable Wagyu As Misato Faces Eviction
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Alex Wong
Wednesday 18th March 2026 @ 10:17 SST
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The Great Wagyu Famine of 2026 has officially begun now that Misato is being evicted from The Centrepoint.
Frasers Property decided a decade of serving actually edible food was quite enough, opting to "rejuvenate" the space into something useless.
The boss confirmed the lease was pre-terminated, proving that a $66 Wagyu set cannot protect you from relentless mall developers.
"Wah lau, where I going find $20 Ebi Don? My Instagram feed going be empty like my stomach sia," wailed one regular.
Management hinted at a comeback via social media, because nothing says culinary excellence like a cryptic TikTok reel.
Singaporeans are advised to start seasoning their own tears for flavor.
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