HDB Resale Prices Drop 0.1%, Saving Sinkies Enough For One Caifan

The Housing Development Board has sent the nation into a state of absolute euphoria after announcing a monumental 0.1% decrease in resale prices.

This historic market crash means a $1.2 million flat in Toa Payoh now costs a generous $1,198,800, leaving young couples with enough spare cash to buy a single overpriced Dyson fan.

Property experts suggest the 0.1% drop was actually a sophisticated April Fool’s prank played by the government to see if Singaporeans were still capable of feeling hope.

Desperate couples are now rushing to the June BTO exercise, confident that the $30 they saved on their monthly mortgage will finally allow them to add fish to their lunch once a year.

"It’s a buyer’s market now," said one local man currently living in a GrabCar.

"I can finally afford to look at a property listing without my internal organs failing."