HBO Hires Certis Cisco To Protect Snape From Toxic Sinkies

HBO has confirmed that the upcoming Harry Potter revival will feature a security detail tighter than a Sheng Siong auntie guarding the last bag of discounted rice.

Following death threats against the new Severus Snape for not looking exactly like a greasy 1990s British goth, producers have reportedly outsourced protection to a battalion of retired Certis Cisco officers armed with high-velocity pepper spray and summons booklets.

“The fans here are damn siao one,” noted one production assistant. “They don’t just send hate mail; they track your GrabFood delivery to find your house.”

Local fan, Ah Lian, was unimpressed. “Wah lau, if they ruin my childhood, I will personally go there and hammer him, understand? So drama for what? Just cast Mark Lee lah!”

Security will now include mandatory bag checks for contraband vapes before entering the Potions classroom.