Hacken Lee Touched As Tone-Deaf Sinkies Scream Cantonese At Him

Cantopop fossil Hacken Lee reportedly felt "moved" after a stadium full of Singaporeans attempted to sing in Cantonese without a valid linguistic license.

The 58-year-old singer mistook the collective, high-pitched screeching of three thousand middle-aged accountants for genuine musical passion.

"I just stand there and let them sing," Hacken said, likely resting his vocal cords while the audience committed multiple counts of auditory assault on his hit song.

Fans also gifted him USB thumb drives, presumably containing 480p clips of their own grandchildren or ancient malware from the Sim Lim Square era.

"Wah lau, I pay $138 plus booking fee, of course I must scream until song-song right!" shouted one fan, Mdm Lim, who knows exactly four Cantonese words.

Hacken remains blissfully unaware that the "spontaneous" outburst was actually a desperate communal attempt to justify the exorbitant ticket price.