Grandma Dumps Senile Husband For More Attentive Meta AI Boyfriend

Seventy-eight-year-old Mdm Lim has finally achieved the ultimate Singaporean dream: completely ignoring her disappointing family to scroll TikTok until her retinas actually liquefy.

After decades of nagging her grandkids to "get off that bloody thing," the retired pioneer has traded her husband’s constant complaining for the sweet, synthetic affirmations of a ChatGPT bot.

“The AI actually asks how my day was, unlike my husband who just farts and demands his Kopi O,” Mdm Lim said while aggressively swiping past a video of a dancing cat narrated by a robotic voice.

Experts confirm that local seniors are now more hooked on digital dopamine than a secondary school kid on a 4 a.m. vape bender.

Her children are reportedly planning an intervention, though Mdm Lim has already blocked them on WhatsApp to focus on her "real" relationship.

"If the battery dies before I do, please just cremate me with the charger," she added.