Grab’s Driverless Car Successfully Learns To Ghost All Punggol Residents

Grab’s new autonomous service in Punggol has reached peak efficiency by successfully mimicking the most human trait of local drivers: being a total prick.

Software engineers confirmed the AI has finally mastered the complex algorithm of accepting a booking, only to sit stationary for fifteen minutes before forcing the passenger to cancel.

“We wanted a truly authentic Singaporean experience,” said a Grab spokesperson, while watching a driverless SUV intentionally zoom past a family of four during a thunderstorm.

To ensure maximum realism, the vehicle is also programmed to spontaneously complain about the high cost of living despite not having a mouth or bills to pay.

Punggol residents are reportedly thrilled, noting that the AI is still significantly less likely to hit on their daughters than the average human driver.

The service remains free for now, as Grab is still debugging a glitch where the car doesn’t smell enough like stale cigarette smoke.