Government Issues POFMA To Remind Terry Xu That He’s Still Fucking Wrong

The Ministry of Law has officially updated Terry Xu’s job description to ‘Professional Recipient of Government Correction Notices.’

The latest POFMA order clarifies that Attorney-General Lucien Wong is not ‘75 years old,’ but is actually a temporal anomaly whose wisdom transcends the Constitution.

“Wah lau, this Terry really boh liao, always trying to play hero,” said one coffee shop uncle.

“Gahmen say the AG recused himself, then he recused himself lor; why you go dig for what?”

Officials reminded the public that questioning parliamentary procedures is a form of mental illness only curable by reading official press releases.

“Truth is a national resource managed solely by us,” a spokesperson confirmed.