Gojek Surcharge To Help Driver Afford Exactly One Extra Fishball

As the Middle East turns into a literal BBQ pit, Gojek and Tada have heroically stepped in to save the planet by charging you an extra $0.90.

This revolutionary "Fuel Surcharge" is a fucking masterstroke, ensuring your driver can finally afford to breathe near a petrol station without having a stroke.

The tech giants claim this fee goes "directly to drivers," which is corporate-speak for "please don't boycott us while we buy another office in Shenton Way."

This extra 90 cents is life-changing, finally allowing your driver to add exactly one extra fishball to his mee pok.

If you’re too damn cheap to pay for his lunch, just take the MRT with the other peasant losers and rot.