Ghim Moh Residents Under Investigation For Briefly Enjoying Their Shitty Lives

The Singapore Police Force has launched a nationwide manhunt after a group of Ghim Moh residents were caught on camera experiencing a fleeting moment of genuine human joy.

The incident, which involved the unauthorised discharge of fireworks from a multi-storey carpark, has been classified as a Level 1 National Security Threat due to the presence of audible cheering.

Authorities reminded the public that any celebration not featuring a $50 million government budget and a choreographed military parade is a direct assault on the national psyche.

“Wah lao, the sound so loud, I thought my ceiling finally give up and collapse,” said witness Lim Ah Teck.

“Then I see the lights and I feel a bit happy, then I remember I Singaporean, so I quickly report police lor.”

If convicted, the suspects face life imprisonment for making their neighbourhood slightly less depressing for thirty seconds without a permit.