Geylang Red Light District Unveils Edgy New ‘Murderer’ Walking Tour

The Singapore Police Force today debuted its most immersive tourist attraction: "Geylang Lorongs with a Cold-Blooded Stabber."

Ong Hou Cheong, 48, served as the star guide, rocking the iconic ‘Geylang Gangster’ aesthetic in a red polo shirt and high-security wrist-bling.

For 20 minutes, Ong showed investigators exactly where he upgraded his former boss’s chest with a knife, proving that SME toxic work environments can indeed be fatal.

Onlookers were disappointed the tour didn't include a stop for frog porridge, though everyone agreed the ankle restraints were a nice touch of "fuck around and find out" fashion.

Finally, a Geylang activity that doesn’t involve getting a $50 blowjob or a fake Rolex.