Garbage Truck Identifies As Rubbish After Hougang Tree Collision

In a stunning display of commitment to its craft, a local garbage truck finally decided to officially become part of its own cargo.

The vehicle slammed into a Hougang tree with such force that the driver’s lower body became one with the steering wheel.

SCDF rescuers were forced to use the "Jaws of Life" on a cabin that smelled like death and fermented sambal.

"Wah lau, the truck also want to be recycled is it?" asked one Hougang resident while filming a TikTok.

"Usually they clear the waste, now the whole thing is one big waste of space, sibei jialat!"

Rescuers clambered into the wreckage, confirming that DART training now includes navigating through pools of concentrated bin juice.