Foodpanda Rider Sent For Retraining To Beg More Professionally

A Foodpanda rider has been suspended after pestering a customer for festive handouts with the desperation of a bankrupt gambler at Marina Bay Sands.

The rider, who spammed "hehehe" while asking for digital cash packets, will now undergo a mandatory masterclass on how to look more pathetic during doorstep hand-offs.

"We don't tolerate such low-effort begging," a spokesperson said, while shamelessly skimming another service fee from a vendor's soul.

"Our delivery partners must learn the professional art of the 'exhausted sigh' and the 'limping back to the e-bike' to guilt-trip customers into tipping naturally."

The customer, also a rider, immediately Stomped the offender, proving that in Singapore, the only thing we love more than money is snitching on someone else’s side-hustle.