
Fans Shocked To Learn Livestreaming Actress Isn't Actually A Doctor
Gullible aunties across Singapore are reeling after learning that the "Australian" supplements sold by Carman Lee were actually manufactured in a dusty Shenzhen basement.
The 59-year-old actress claims she is "shocked and angry"—emotions she usually charges $50,000 to perform on a TVB film set.
"I really believed the pills were medical grade because the packaging had a kangaroo and the actress is very chio," sobbed one fan, whose liver is currently disintegrating faster than a Shopee discount code.
Carman has promised full refunds, which is a small price to pay for convincing thousands of idiots that health advice comes from a TikTok shopping cart.
Health experts reminded the public that actresses are literally paid to lie for a living.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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