FairPrice Staff Shocked To Learn Pigs Aren’t Just Pink Chickens

NTUC FairPrice has clarified that their Anchorvale staff are not actually blind, just extremely inclusive when it comes to meat socialisation.

The supermarket chain apologised after a shopper caught certified-status chickens and pork ribs sharing a romantic afternoon on the same cutting board.

“Eh hello, both also got legs and fat, what’s the big deal? All same meat what!” shouted one overworked staff member while wiping a cleaver with a discarded bacon strip.

Management insists the compromised poultry was never sold to the public, but was instead kept for an internal “Meat Diversity” workshop.

Disappointed customers have suggested that FairPrice start hiring butchers who can actually distinguish between a cluck and an oink.

“To be honest, I thought pink chicken was just the premium organic version,” admitted a supervisor before being dragged away for mandatory retraining.