Ex-Accountants Discover Selling Shiny Shit Beats Working For KPMG

After years of staring at soul-crushing spreadsheets, two ex-KPMG consultants have realised the real money isn't in auditing—it’s in selling $139 mother-of-pearl sunflowers to basic corporate girlies.

The brand, Mondays Made, aims to become the next Charles & Keith, the ultimate Singaporean dream of selling mid-tier luxury to people who can’t quite afford Cartier.

“Why audit SME towkays when you can just be one?” asked co-founder Sharlyn, while polishing a ‘demi-fine’ necklace that costs more than a junior auditor’s dignity.

“Wah lau, last time I check numbers until eyes blur, now I just sell reversible clouds and people give me $5 million,” remarked a spokesperson.

“Truly the power of SkillsFuture credits, sia.”

Investors are reportedly thrilled that accountants are finally using their skills to manifest overpriced trinkets instead of just hiding corporate debt.