DVF Sells “InCharge” Dress To Women Controlled By SME Bosses

Fashion legend Diane von Furstenberg graced Singapore to remind local office ladies that a $500 wrap dress is the ultimate tool for "faking it," because God knows nobody in this CBD rat race has actually "made it."

The 79-year-old mogul marketed her "InCharge" beauty line at Changi to aunties whose only real authority is choosing which Grab driver to verbally abuse for being three minutes late.

"The dress is a flag of freedom," Diane remarked, blissfully unaware that for Singaporeans, "freedom" is just the ten minutes spent crying in a Takashimaya toilet cubicle.

Whether it’s $134 perfume or silk jersey, nothing masks the scent of a soul dying under a toxic SME boss.

Heng ah, at least you look expensive while suffering.