
Drunk Woman Beats Grab Driver After Admitting Husband Hates Her
In a heartwarming display of marital stability, a local alcoholic decided that the best way to salvage her sexless marriage was to physically assault a Grab driver for the crime of "driving while the phone is ringing."
The passenger, whose blood-alcohol content was high enough to fuel a Boeing 747, spent the ride psychoanalyzing the driver's domestic life before accidentally revealing that her own husband probably wishes sheād get hit by a public bus.
While the Auntie practiced her MMA hair-pulling techniques, her husband demonstrated the peak of Singaporean chivalry by sitting on a roadside railing and contemplating if he could file for divorce before the police arrived.
The victim suffered a fractured finger, but the passenger suffered the ultimate tragedy: realizing that even a strangerās rejection hurts less than her husbandās total, soul-crushing indifference.
Police have confirmed that "being a miserable bitch" is not yet a legal defense for assault.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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