DJ Hides In Lamborghini To Avoid Shaming Her Broke Bosses

Mediacorp’s corporate hierarchy collapsed into insecurity after DJ Germaine Tan admitted to hiding in her Lamborghini Urus to avoid making her "poor" bosses feel inadequate in their peasant-tier BMWs.

The 29-year-old, who previously endured the daily trauma of driving a $500,000 Tesla, insisted her screaming Italian supercar is actually “inconspicuous.”

Colleagues confirmed the car park now resembles a soup kitchen for the middle class whenever Tan’s V8 engine begins its deafening, humble roar.

“Siao eh, her car engine roar until my boss’s BMW start to vibrate like cheap sex toy,” noted one anonymous senior producer.

Management is reportedly considering paying radio DJs in Curry Puff vouchers to bridge the growing wealth gap between the talent and their struggling employers.