Depressed Pangolin Rescued From High-Stress Raffles Place Corporate Internship

A Sunda Pangolin was forcibly extracted from a cubicle at a leading accounting firm this morning during a high-stakes NParks tactical raid.

Witnesses claim the scaly mammal had been working eighty-hour weeks and survived entirely on overpriced CBD salad bowls and desperation.

The rescue mission was launched after the creature was spotted trying to use a coffee machine while weeping quietly into its keratin scales.

"Walao, I thought was one new intern only, very quiet and never complain one," said office manager Mrs. Tan.

"He quite hardworking ah, but his Excel skills a bit slow because his claws keep poking the keyboard," she added while sipping a Teh-C.

Wildlife experts confirm the pangolin is now being treated for burnout and a chronic addiction to LinkedIn networking.

It is expected to be released back into the wild, where it will hopefully find a better work-life balance among the leeches.