DBS Digital Token Scam Confirmed As Singapore's Most Effective IQ Test

The Singapore Police Force has praised 72 local geniuses for successfully donating $484,000 to the “International Foundation for Creative Phishing.”

The bank clarified that while they spent millions on world-class cybersecurity, they failed to account for customers with the survival instincts of a suicidal hamster.

“The email say my token expire mah, so I click lor!” said 45-year-old victim, Tan Ah Kow.

“Who knew 'DBS-Very-Real-Not-Fake-Link.exe' was a scam? CB, now my bank account empty like my brain,” he added while trying to click a pop-up ad for hot singles in his area.

DBS is reportedly considering a new security feature that requires users to solve a basic primary two math sum before being allowed to throw their life savings away.

Authorities advise citizens to continue ignoring all security warnings until their account balance finally reflects their cognitive ability.