DBS Confirms Sinkies Are Too Fucking Stupid To Avoid Links

In a heartwarming display of regional charity, DBS customers successfully donated $484,000 to hard-working entrepreneurs currently operating out of a basement in Cambodia.

The bank praised the 72 victims for their "bold commitment to digital illiteracy" after they willingly surrendered their life savings to a website that looked like it was designed in Microsoft Paint.

"Our digital tokens don't actually expire, but our customers' common sense apparently does," remarked one bank executive while face-palming into a pile of unread "ScamShield" brochures.

The SPF noted that while they can’t fix "bloody stupid," they have released another colorful infographic that everyone will ignore until their bank balance hits zero.

Victims were reportedly surprised that "DBS_Official_Real_Legit_123" wasn't actually a verified bank employee after all.

DBS reminds users that the "S" in POSB now officially stands for "Sian, Savings Gone."