Crocodile Reminded That Being An Apex Predator Means Fuck All In Singapore

A local saltwater crocodile is reportedly seeking professional counselling after six otters reminded him that being an apex predator means fuck all when you aren't "Instagram-worthy."

The prehistoric killing machine was seen retreating into the mangroves after being aggressively bullied by a gang of aquatic rodents that tourists actually find endearing.

"Walao, I just want to stone there only, then these small fellas come and disturb," the crocodile allegedly hissed while hiding behind a discarded plastic bottle.

"They think they cute then they can act like gangster is it? Siao eh, my ancestors eat dinosaurs but now I kena bullied by literal squeaky toys."

NParks has advised the reptile to "mind its own business" because the otters have more TikTok followers than the entire Ministry of Sustainability and the Environment.