Couple Arrested For Attempting To Fuck Life Back Into Cemetery

In a bold move to tackle the region's declining birth rates, a Penang couple was arrested for attempting to physically "repopulate" a cemetery.

The 58-year-old man and his partner were caught mid-thrust by a 69-year-old witness who was just looking for a quiet place to contemplate mortality.

"Wah lao, I see the tombstone shaking, I thought was ghost coming out!" complained a nearby resident.

"Then I see these two idiots performing 'National Day' moves on top of my grandfather, damn cb one!"

Police confirmed the suspects admitted to the crime, proving some will do anything for privacy in this economy.

The duo faces charges for disturbing the dead, who reportedly gave the performance zero stars.