Clarke Quay Driver Disappointed Motorcyclists Didn’t Drop Any Loot

In a stunning display of spatial awareness, a 40-year-old driver successfully managed to collect two motorcyclists at once near Clarke Quay.

Eyewitnesses report the driver appeared visibly frustrated that the downed riders didn’t explode into gold coins or speed-boost power-ups upon impact.

“Wah lau, the driver win liao lor, one shot two kill, like playing Call of Duty sia,” said bystander Ah Hock, while filming the debris for TikTok.

The Traffic Police applauded the efficiency of the crash, noting that with road injuries rising, citizens are finally helping to keep hospital staff busy.

One victim, currently unable to stand, is reportedly comforted by the fact that he is now a vital statistic in Singapore’s quest for road carnage.

Authorities are investigating whether the driver should receive a medal or a Grab voucher.