Chinatown Salon Charges Mother For Bringing Unauthorised Extra Guest

In a bold move to disrupt Singapore’s service sector, Smart Cat Hair AI+ has successfully pivoted from scalp massages to emergency obstetrics.

The Chinatown salon confirmed the launch of their new ‘Deluxe Delivery’ package, which conveniently combines a herbal hair treatment with the sudden arrival of a future tax-paying citizen.

“Wah lau, the customer very efficient ah,” noted one staff member while mopping up amniotic fluid with a discounted microfiber towel.

“She book for one head treatment, but suddenly two heads come out; I nearly charged her extra for the newborn’s first trim,” she added.

While the baby is healthy, management is reportedly reviewing CCTV footage to ensure the mother didn't use any unauthorized salon shampoo during the crowning process.

“Next time please indicate on the booking app if you are bringing one person or a whole fetus,” the salon warned.