China Pissed At US For Spoiling Their Privacy Invasion Surprise

Beijing has summoned the US envoy to Hong Kong after the Americans leaked the secret that police can now legally hijack your phone.

The new security laws turn every smartphone into a government-owned digital colonoscopy, requiring users to cough up passwords or spend a year in a cage.

An official screamed that privacy is ruined if people actually know they're being watched.

Local businessman Tan Bo Chao is completely unfazed by the news.

"Wah lau, my wife also got my password and she more terror than any Secret Police," Tan remarked.

"At least the HK police won't ask why I spend $200 on GrabFood at 3 AM, CCB."

Beijing maintains they only want passwords to protect citizens from the burden of freedom.