China Bets Future On Fuel Famous For Exploding German Zeppelins

China is doubling down on hydrogen energy like a desperate uncle at Marina Bay Sands who just lost his house but swears the next baccarat hand is a winner.

Despite hydrogen buses costing a fucking fortune to run and half the fleet currently rotting in a Foshan scrapheap, Beijing insists this is the "future."

It’s a bold strategy to save the planet by using a fuel source primarily known for turning the Hindenburg into a giant, airborne BBQ.

The genius of the plan is that if the bus is too expensive to actually move, it technically emits zero carbon while sitting still.

Local authorities are thrilled that the only thing more volatile than the gas is the provincial government's shrinking budget.

Singapore is already watching closely, eager to see how they can eventually charge us a $10 "Clean Air Fee" for the privilege of not exploding.