Chef Andre Chiang Charges $38 For Soup With Zero Fucking Turtle

Famed culinary genius Andre Chiang has returned to Singapore to prove that high-SES idiots will swallow anything if you serve it on replated silver.

His new restaurant, 1887, features a $38 “Turtle Soup” that contains zero fucking turtle, because apparently, “creative vision” is just another word for charging a 4000% markup on grouper and chicken wings.

Diners can also pay $25 for 32-layer milk bread, which is exactly thirty-one more layers than the average patron’s personality.

The main course is rolled out on a “Beef Wagon” that was buried underground during World War II, finally allowing wealthy Sinkies to experience the authentic taste of dirt and historical pretension.

“I’m giving power back to the diner,” said Andre, while presumably checking if his customers’ wallets were still full.