Cheapskate Woman Gives Birth In Salon To Avoid Hospital Bills

In a bold move to disrupt Singapore’s overpriced private healthcare sector, a Chinatown salon has successfully piloted its new "Extreme Scalp and Uterus Treatment."

The Smart Cat Head Spa welcomed its youngest-ever customer after a woman decided that Gleneagles was for suckers and a hair-washing station was basically a birthing pool.

While most patrons settle for a mediocre scalp massage and a cup of lukewarm tea, this VIP client opted for the full biological expulsion experience right next to the herbal steam machines.

"Normally I only do blow-dry, but today I also wash placenta," remarked one auntie staff member while clutching a pair of thinning shears.

"Wah piang, the baby come out already I still need to check his weight for 4D number, sibeh heng ah!"

Management confirmed the infant will receive a free lifetime trim, provided the little bastard doesn't cry during the scalp analysis.