Cheap Sinkies Feed Mercedes 92-Octane Petrol Like Longkang Water

In a desperate bid to save enough coins for a second-hand Rolex, Singaporean drivers are intentionally sabotaging their luxury vehicles with bottom-shelf fuel.

Experts warn that pumping 92-octane into a Ferrari is like feeding a pedigree racehorse nothing but expired curry puffs.

"Wah lau, engine knocking sounds like my wife scolding me only what," said local driver Mr. Tan, who insists his BMW runs fine on liquid garbage.

"Slight rattling noise only mah, still can chiong 100 on PIE, so why pay more?"

Despite warnings that their pistons will eventually exit the bonnet like a frustrated tenant, Sinkies remain committed to saving forty cents per litre.

If the engine explodes tomorrow, they will simply blame the humidity or the gahmen.