Cemetery Couple Arrested For Trying To Give Ancestors A Hard-On

A Malaysian couple has been arrested for the heinous crime of being too cheap to book a hotel, choosing instead to traumatise their ancestors at a Penang cemetery.

The duo, aged 58 and 37, were caught mid-shag by a local woman who was less offended by the nudity and more annoyed by the lack of variety in their shagging spots.

"Oi, you two again ah? Last time behind the tombstone, now on top of the grave, your kuku bird not scared of ghost meh?" screamed the witness, who reportedly holds a season pass to their public displays of affection.

The man was discovered fully naked, proving that while he may lack a house, he certainly possesses the unwavering confidence of a middle-aged uncle with absolutely nothing to lose.

Police confirmed the pair will be remanded until the spirits of the deceased stop filing harassment lawsuits from the afterlife.