Cambodia Asks Singapore For Petrol After Failing To Kill Thailand

Phnom Penh’s newest architectural achievement—a giant hole where Thailand used to send petrol—is currently being marketed as a "sustainable de-growth initiative."

Prime Minister Hun Manet, whose primary qualification is successfully exiting his father's scrotum, is now turning to Singapore to fuel his country’s remaining functional tuk-tuks.

After displacing a million people in a border spat that achieved only a spike in scrap metal sales, Cambodia hopes Singapore will provide "charity petrol" in exchange for a week of no Telegram scams.

"Wah lau, start fight then no petrol then come find us for help," said local Grab driver, Ah Hock.

"Think we are your grandfather’s Shell station? Go ask your daddy for pocket money lah, nnb."