Bus Rerouted To Police Station After Passenger Suffers Massive Ego Injury

Yishun’s reputation for absolute sanity remains untarnished after a local woman demanded Bus 807 be diverted to the nearest police station because someone asked her to stop being a public nuisance.

The commuter, who believes her $2 fare includes a private concert permit, was offended that a fellow passenger didn't enjoy her phone’s maximum-volume rendition of "Loudest Shitty Music Possible."

"If you want quiet, go take a Grab or buy a coffin," the woman shrieked, perfectly articulating the "I’m poor but entitled" Singaporean dream.

The LTA is now considering installing "Siao Lang" ejector seats on every bus that automatically fire obnoxious passengers into the Sun to save everyone the fucking headache.