BTS Star Cures Autism; Singaporeans Ask When K-Pop Cures Stupidity

Following news that a South Korean pop icon co-authored an autism manual, Singaporeans are flooding the embassy to ask if K-pop can fix their "hopeless" offspring.

Local parents are already weaponising the "MIND Program" to justify 14-hour daily piano drills, claiming music can surely fix a failing grade in mathematics.

"Wah lau, if the BTS boy can make autistic kid talk, surely he can make my son become scholar right?" asked one mother while burning her child’s iPad.

One expert noted that the singer’s million-dollar donation has left Singaporeans wondering why local celebrities only offer "thoughtful" TikTok dances.

"Sian ah, our stars only know how to sell collagen drink," grumbled one delivery worker.