BTS Army Return Proves Singaporean Men Are Low-SES Garbage

The teaser for BTS’s new single “Swim” has plunged Singaporean households into a state of absolute domestic warfare.

As the K-pop stars conclude their military service looking like international pheromone bombs, local women have begun questioning why their own partners returned from National Service looking like melted fishcakes.

One disgruntled girlfriend remarked that the aesthetic contrast is simply too much to bear for the local dating market.

“Wah lau, the lead singer come out looks like movie star, my BF come out only know how to ask for MC and eat Bee Hoon,” she lamented.

The documentary highlights the group's “country boy” roots, reminding Sinkies that while BTS conquered the world after enlistment, most local men can barely conquer a 2.4km run without complaining on Reddit.