Singapore Slurp: Brave Sinkie stewardess survives 17 hours without food or attention
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Brave Sinkie stewardess survives 17 hours without food or attention

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Daniel Lim
Saturday 21st March 2026 @ 10:11 SST
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Local air stewardess and professional attention-seeker Amira Rahmat has successfully turned extreme voluntary dehydration into a primary personality trait.

The 32-year-old cabin crew member spent the last month proving that traversing fifteen time zones on a completely empty stomach is the ultimate "vibe" for her 80,000 TikTok followers.

While most humans consider voluntary malnutrition a cry for help, Amira considers it a privilege to be lightheaded while handling hot coffee and dodging a toddler’s projectile vomit at 35,000 feet.

"Eh, my stomach like vacuum cleaner sound, but I still must smile and do service for these annoying passengers leh," Amira remarked while staring longingly at a toddler’s half-eaten biscuit.

Amira’s hobby of extreme calorie-deficiency has led her to consume camel burgers in Sydney, presumably because regular beef isn't exotic enough for her social media engagement.

"Sometimes I so blur until I don't know what time is it, but as long as I get my aesthetic photo in the foreign building, can already lah," she added.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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