Bella Astillah Accepts Proposal To Finally Mute Aliff Aziz’s Notifications

Malaysian actress Bella Astillah confirmed she accepted Syed Saddiq’s proposal in record-breaking seconds, mostly because anyone with a parliament seat is a massive upgrade from a man whose only hobby is getting caught in hotels.

After years of surviving Aliff Aziz’s public apology tours and creative infidelities, Bella reportedly viewed the Mount Kinabalu proposal as the ultimate high-altitude escape from Singapore’s most annoying export.

The thin mountain air reportedly made Syed Saddiq’s political promises sound believable, a feat never before achieved by a Malaysian politician at sea level.

Meanwhile, her son has already started calling Saddiq “Daddy,” a title previously held by Aliff and literally any random man who didn’t have a mistress hiding in the wardrobe.