Singapore Slurp: Batam Officer Fired For Extorting Sinkies Without Providing Official Receipt
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Batam Officer Fired For Extorting Sinkies Without Providing Official Receipt

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Jian Li
Wednesday 1st April 2026 @ 12:05 SST
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The Batam Immigration Department has fired an officer for a "disgraceful lack of hospitality" while extorting S$300 from Singaporean tourists.

A spokesperson clarified that the dismissal was not for the bribery itself, but for failing to provide an official receipt.

"We are a developing nation, not animals," the department head stated while hiding a stack of notes under a keyboard.

"If you're going to rob a Sinkie, you must provide a smile and a stamped invoice for their claims department."

"Shouting is just poor branding and ruins the terminal's vibe."

One victim noted that for $300, he expected at least a VIP queue jump and some keropok.

"Next time I'll stay in Geylang," he added. "The extortion there is much better."

This satire is based on a real news story.

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